Ah… That was a nice week off!
Chicken Nuggets ≠ Chicken McNuggets
Since I don’t do regular weekly confessions, I’ll make one now. I spent two hours on Friday arguing with people on the Internet about what a chicken nugget is. Why? Because, as someone who tries to (occasionally and not often enough, I’ll admit) eat healthy, I’m appalled that some people apparently think that THIS is a chicken nugget:
No. Those are Chicken McNuggets, and there’s a difference. I have strong opinions regarding this. Continue reading “Monday Musings”
I’m one of those people who has a hard time finding a liner that goes in my waterline and stays there. I’ve tried just about everything you can think of, but I’ve had zero luck, and so the search continues.
Enter my beloved, Urban Decay, who says, “Hey girl, I’ve got a liner specifically made for your waterline, and you already love me. Here. Try it.”
It was too tempting to resist, so I plopped down $20 at Sephora and grabbed one in “Legend,” or black. Continue reading “Urban Decay 24/7 Waterliner Eye Pencil”
Like Birchbox, Ipsy is a $10/month service that sends you samples every month. You take a quiz, and they tailor the samples they send based on your answers. In addition to samples, Ipsy will also send you a pretty new cosmetics bag every month. Last month was houndstooth, and being an Alabama fan, I was in love despite the cheap plastic feel of the bag itself. This month is a pretty gold bag, and the texture is significantly better. Plus the gold is nice for autumn. If you’d like to give Ipsy a try, here’s my referral link.
So here are the samples I got this month…
This has a slight minty scent to it, and it works well enough. I’m not sure how I feel about larger granules in my scrubs. It felt a little bit like rubbing gravel all over my face.
I’ve seen worse than $10 for a scrub. I’ve also seen folks rave about ACURE products, and this is a natural product, so while this isn’t my personal cup of tea, I’d say to try it out.
This was really nice and moisturizing and light on my skin, which means (for me) it’d make a good daytime moisturizer. It also has a light, citrusy scent. One thing I like about my sample sizes this month is that there’s enough for me to try out the product over several days, and I haven’t noticed any problems with breakouts or irritation, and it keeps my skin really well hydrated all day. You will, of course, need a separate sunscreen.
The price, however, is a deal breaker for me. I’m glad to have the sample, and I’ll use it, but I can get a good moisturizer that works for me for less than $20, so I don’t feel the need to spend around twice that much since I didn’t magically turn into a 23-year-old or anything.
Usually, I love brow products, but I absolutely hated this. My favorite brow products to date have been an Anastasia eye pencil that a friend gave to me and my e.l.f. brow kit. (Honestly, how many products does one need for eyebrows?) They both go on effortlessly and fill in everything like a dream. This… Well, I was going to do swatches, but I had to scrub my brush over the powder just to get some on it, and then I couldn’t even see the swatches. I’m a very fair-skinned girl, so it amazed me that even the medium color seemed to disappear against my skin.
Nope. I’ll pass, thanks.
This is a really pretty metallic waterproof pencil, though I did just recently get a very similar one from Julep. That said, it’s not like I won’t eventually get around to the bottom of my Julep pencil, so I’ll set this aside for that. The color is gorgeous, and due to my horrible photography skills, the swatch will of course not do it any justice, but here you go.
It’s also not insanely expensive at $4 per pencil (versus $12-16 for the Julep pencil I liked). I’ve never used anything from J. Cat Beauty before now, but I did find a few products on their site I want to try now, so I might be using my discount with them this month.
This trio was put together by NYX exclusively for Ipsy, and it’s probably going to be one of my go-tos for fall. I’m kind of swimming in eyeshadows at the moment, and you won’t hear me complain. The first two shades here are very shimmery with a black matte shade as the third. I currently have (I think) six matte blacks in various palettes, but I use matte black a lot, so it won’t be left out. The far left shade here is almost sheer on me except for the shimmer, and the middle is a shimmery bronze. These are alternating on my lid at the moment while I use the black to create a cut crease or line my lashes. Very pretty. Here are the swatches. Again, please excuse my lighting fails.
NYX is one of those brands I adore because it’s in my drugstore and has great products for not a lot of money. It’s kind of second on my list, right below e.l.f.
So there you have it. I feel a little bit like I got away with something this month. There was only one product here that I hated, and I’ll definitely get several uses out of everything else, even if I wasn’t crazy about it.
Yes, I’m just now trying out Julep Maven, thank you very much. I’m not much of a nails gal. I’ve always been a bit of a tomboy. Then again, up until I discovered elf about a year ago, I was never really a makeup gal, either. Fast forward to today, and I haven’t met a beauty product I won’t try. (Most women go through this phase in their teens. I am apparently going through it in my mid-30s.) I’d have to have been living under a rock to not know about Julep Maven, though.
Don’t wanna hear my life story first? Click here to skip to the review.
Despite my newfound love of makeup, I hadn’t really gotten to my nails. I stink at everything from shaping to actual polish application. I had to watch about 3 hours of YouTube tutorials just to figure out how to put on nail polish because I was sick of mine looking like… well… You know how you can look at a page in a coloring book and tell the difference between when a toddler’s work and an adult’s? The adult has neatly stayed within the line while the toddler’s page has scribbles everywhere. Yep. I’ve been living with toddler-painted nails. I practiced a bit, and while mine still doesn’t look like a professional did it, it looks a little better. Now I just need to learn how to shape.
So here we go with Julep Maven… I saw the neutrals and thought it was probably a good place to start with high end polish. There’s also a bonus gold metallic eyeliner and I FREAKING LOVE GOLD METALLIC EYELINER. Worst case scenario? I hate it and I’m out the $2.99 I paid for shipping.
Before I get into the box review, let me go over the basics of how Julep Maven works. Every month for $24.99 you get three things. They can be polishes or other makeup products, tools, or even skincare products. The customization is, I think, what got me. If I was limited to nail polish only, I’d have never gone for it. You start out with a curated box based on your style profile, but once that box is revealed you have a few days before the order processes to switch out items. You can swap out a color. You can swap out all three items and replace them with just about anything else from skin care to makeup to tools. You can even skip the month if you like.
The skip feature is also something that sold me. A lot of subscription services don’t have that, and since I like trying subscription services, I very much appreciate the option to pause or skip for a month or two if I get bored or while I try something else and then come back. Having to cancel and resub is a pain.
These are my nails:
As you can see, I’m still no pro when it comes to coloring inside the lines with nail polish, and I have the hands of a woman twice my age. My poor hands have had a hard life. But I will say that I love the polish currently on my nails: Wet & Wild Megalast in Sugar Coat, in case you were wondering. It looks pretty, it’s easy to apply, and (the best part) it’s super cheap! But I’m reviewing Julep right now, so it came off, and I made my best first attempt at shaping my nails. I even made it to the pinky on my first hand before I lost my patience and grabbed the nail clippers, promising myself that I’d eventually sit down with a proper nail file and tackle it someday soon. I’m only just now starting to push my cuticles back on a regular basis. (Baby steps…)
This is a 5-free polish (contains no dibutyl phthalate, toluene, formaldehyde, formaldehyde resin, or camphor). I’m okay-ish with whites. Sometimes it looks good on me. Sometimes it doesn’t. My current favorite above is a very light and sheer pink, so there’s potential. Whites have a tendency to streak, though. This isn’t an absolute WHITE white. I’d say it’s more of a bone color. There’s a very light, almost undetectable (pink?) undertone to the color, so you don’t get the harshness of a bright white.
It’s very thick. Thick, like whites, can be good or bad. You typically want to apply thin coats of your color so that the polish dries quickly and evenly with fewer bubbles. (These are, I’m told, created from the gas the polish releases as it dries, and since the top surface of the polish dries the fastest, bubbles get caught under that dry top layer.)
I started with clean nails, applied a base coat, two coats of polish, and a top coat, wrapping the ends of my nails as I worked. I gave my nails 5 minutes to dry after the base coat and first coat of polish, then 30 minutes after coat #2 of polish. I gave myself another full 30 minutes after the top coat before I dared to touch anything. (Painting my nails is a great excuse to watch a movie.)
I have to say I’m impressed with how evenly the polish distributes itself after my messy application. It was nearly opaque in just one coat, but that could be contributed to the thickness of the polish. After two coats, it was definitely opaque. I could see a brush stroke or two, but nothing only because I was giving my nails a super duper closeup inspection.
There were a few bubbles, though. Again, it’s super thick, and I don’t want to chance trying to thin it, but it’s passable for a day or two. After just three days it was already cracking and chipping. (I’ve already said I’m hard as hell on my hands.) I also managed to somehow get ink from a ballpoint pen on one of them, and I couldn’t get it off.
Vanna is a good color that will go with just about anything, but I don’t think I’ll be re-ordering this one.
Whitney is a great khaki-type color and is also 5-free. Julep describes it as a “mushroom grey beige creme.” I’d say that’s a pretty accurate description of the color.
This was almost as thick as Vanna, so I immediately had reservations. This time, I gave it a full half-hour in between coats because I had the time, but I still got tons of bubbles. (No, I don’t shake my nail polish or any of those things that we’re told not to do.) I know it’s said that you can put a drop or two of polish remove in there to thin it out, but I really don’t want to take the risk with a high end polish.
So I tried again, this time trying really, REALLY hard to get super duper thin coats. I was a little worried because the polish was going on kinda streaky as a result, but then absolute MAGIC happened as it dried. It all came together in a lovely, smooth layer. Again, I gave 30 minutes in between coats, not taking any risks. This time, I got super smooth nails with no lumps! So… Maybe this is a practice thing on getting the thickness just right? I might have to give Vanna another try.
The color is beautiful, and it’s an immediate favorite. I even did my toes! It looks great with my skin tone, and since it’s a neutral I can wear it with anything. Like Vanna, it smooths out beautifully, and I see no brush strokes this time around. It’s almost opaque after the first coat, but it still needs a second coat.
Spencer, like the other two, is 5-free. This one is a metallic. Julep describes it as “vintage gold chrome,” and it looks pretty enough in the bottle…
As you can see, I can easily see the brush strokes, and that’s not something I want to see. I was so focused, though, on making sure I had very thin coats. Perhaps I should try some thicker coats of this. But on first impression, I have to say that I wasn’t too impressed. It just ended up looking messy. For a polish that would regularly cost $8-9 in a Maven box, I’d really expect better.
Julep Gel Eye Glider in Smokey Taupe Shimmer
I’m afraid I couldn’t find the link to purchase this one seperately outside of the Maven Secret Store, though it’s presence in there suggests that it’ll be available to purchase very soon.
I freaking LOVE this stuff. In fact, it was probably my favorite item in the entire box. It goes perfectly with my beloved ELF Prism Eyeshadow Palette in Naked, so it already has a place in my collection. I glides on super smooth and gorgeous with just a light swipe.
While only one of the three colors was an immediate hit, I only paid $2.99 in shipping for the whole box, and I did love the gel eyeliner as well as Whitney. The liner alone was worth the price of the welcome box, and I’m sure I’ll find other colors that I enjoy. I’ll probably keep Maven until I’ve built up a nice collection of colors plus base coats, treatments, tools, and top coats. This will definitely come in handy for picking out new colors as the seasons and trends change. I also plan to review those future Maven boxes as they come in. (In fact, my September Maven box arrived before I could finish testing these three colors to see how long they lasted.)
If you go with Maven and get three per box, they’re pretty reasonably priced at $8.33/each. Some are less if you find a good one on sale and add it on. I’ve paid around that much for drug store polishes, so I consider it reasonable. I think $10 is the most I’d pay for a polish, but it had better be a good polish.
These $8 polishes do contain 0.27 oz of polish compared to the 0.45 oz I get in my $2 Wet n Wild and 0.51 oz in my $7 Revlon. That said, I’m much more likely to buy a different color of polish than repurchase a color because I ran out. I’ve never had to toss a bottle of polish because I used it all up.
As I stated before, you can swap out products you don’t want with the ones you do, and you can skip boxes (or even send them as gifts) if you don’t want or need anything that month. I also like the little swatch stickers on top of the polishes. (A note on this: It took me a while to figure out how to get the swatch on top of the polish. When you have the polish closed up tight, pull straight up on the cap, It’ll come off and leave the brush intact. You can then unscrew the brush and place a swatch on the cap.)
Wanna try Julep Maven? Here’s my referral link for a welcome box of your own.